I leave signposts
The wide open, long winding road to the edge of the universe. I leave signposts to this is where it hurts. It's funny how we know this is true, isn't it? When we need someone, they're there. When we don't need someone, they're there. It's like they know what we need, and they just seem to be there. They know us, they know us, and they're there. That's how I feel about my friend. I'm not kidding. It is a lovely morning to be walking on the beach, and we have a brilliant time, but I think we've got a bit of a problem here. I'm just going to say it. I'm a very good friend. I'm not kidding. When I say that, I mean it. I've been very good to you, and I mean it. I've been there for you when you've needed me, and I've been there for you when you haven't. I've gone above and beyond for you. I've gone over and beyond the call of duty. I've even taken your side in arguments. I've listened to you babble, and I've listened to you sob. I've sat with you in your grief, and I've stood with you in your anger. I've held your hand through thick and thin, and I've held your hand in sickness. I've been there when you've needed me, and I've been there when you didn't. I've been your friend. I'm not kidding. But now I'm done listening to your whiny, broken, broken, broken cry of despair. You have been given a chance to turn your life around, and you haven't been able to do it. So now, I'm done listening to you. It's time to put you out of your misery, and time for me to start enjoying life. I have no sympathy for you. You're a pathetic, sad excuse for a man, and you have no idea how pathetic you are. Your self-destruction is a living hell, and you're the type of person who will be dragging others down with you. You've ruined your life, and you have no idea how miserable you are. Things have reached such a level that you're going to have to put yourself out of your misery. It's time to make things right. You've been given a chance to turn your life around, but you can't do it. It is time to put your life back on track. You've ruined it and you're going to have to pay for it. You've been given a chance. I'm not kidding.