I greet my future decisions
"I greet my future decisions.” “But there’s a good chance that you won’t make any decisions at all!” “So?” “So… I’m going to have to go on my own.” “Why?” “Because if you get killed in a battle and I don’t get a chance to have sex with you, you’ll probably die of disappointment.” “Don’t be silly.” “I’m not being silly.” “I think that it’s best to have sex with people you love.” “I love you, and I’m going to have sex with you.” “Okay.” “That’s all I wanted to hear.” “You’re sure?” “Of course. I’ve been thinking about this for a while.” “Well… all right.” “You’re sure?” “Yes. I’m sure.” “Don’t you want to get undressed first?” “No.” “Why not?” “Because I want you to see me naked.” “That’s not how it’s done.” “Fine.” “So…” “You know what? I’m going to undress you.” “Wait, that’s not how it’s done.” “What’s wrong with it?” “It’s just not right.” “Why not?” “It’s just not right.” “What’s not right about it?” “It’s just not right.” “Why?” “Because I don’t want to have sex with you.” “But you said that you were going to have sex with me.” “I lied.” “Why?”